Dieters support sayings, prayers etc. |
06-29-2004, 04:14 PM
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| Here's a couple of prayers for dieters!
Dieter's Psalm submitted by debbientombstone
Strict is my diet. I must not want.
It maketh me to lie down at night hungry.
It leadeth me past the confectioners.
It trieth my willpower.
It leadeth me in the paths of alteration for my figure's
sake.
Yea, though I walk through the aisles of the pastry
department, I will buy no sweetrolls for they are fattening.
The cakes and the pies, they tempt me.
Before me is a table set with green beans and lettuce.
I filleth my stomach with liquids, My day's quota runneth
over.
Surely calorie and weight charts will follow me all the days
of my life, And I will dwell in the fear of scales forever
Dieter's prayer submitted by jen mcgibbon
To be slender is my goal,
I shal not eat.
Yea, though I trudge through
the valley of fat, I shall not fear.
For mine is the path
of diet cola and cottage cheese.
Though hot fudge sundaes and french pastries
beckon, I shal not falter!
Though I suffer the slings and arrows
of outrageous friends who order sauces
and creams, I will remain strong,
as the thought of my new self
comforts me always.
Surely double chins and cubby cheeks
shall melt away
and I will dwell in the house
of the thin
FOREVER!!
~ Amen ~ |