Dieters support sayings, prayers etc.

Here's a couple of prayers for dieters!





Dieter's Psalm submitted by debbientombstone


Strict is my diet. I must not want.

It maketh me to lie down at night hungry.

It leadeth me past the confectioners.

It trieth my willpower.

It leadeth me in the paths of alteration for my figure's

sake.

Yea, though I walk through the aisles of the pastry

department, I will buy no sweetrolls for they are fattening.

The cakes and the pies, they tempt me.

Before me is a table set with green beans and lettuce.

I filleth my stomach with liquids, My day's quota runneth

over.

Surely calorie and weight charts will follow me all the days

of my life, And I will dwell in the fear of scales forever





Dieter's prayer submitted by jen mcgibbon

To be slender is my goal,

I shal not eat.

Yea, though I trudge through

the valley of fat, I shall not fear.

For mine is the path

of diet cola and cottage cheese.

Though hot fudge sundaes and french pastries

beckon, I shal not falter!

Though I suffer the slings and arrows

of outrageous friends who order sauces

and creams, I will remain strong,

as the thought of my new self

comforts me always.

Surely double chins and cubby cheeks

shall melt away

and I will dwell in the house

of the thin

FOREVER!!

~ Amen ~