Thanksgiving Survival Kit

Thanksgiving Survival Kit

Aspirin ~~ Take two before you start anything.

Confetti ~~ To help you remember today is a fun day.

Paperclip ~~ To help you hold everything together.

Pair of gloves ~~ When you need two extra hands to help you.

Marbles ~~ To replace the ones you will loose making dinner.

Instructions on How to Cook a Turkey ~~ Just in case you forget.

Snickers Bar ~~ To remind you that laughter can fix anything.

Cotton Balls ~~ For when you can't hear yourself think anymore from all the guests.

Lifesavers ~~ In case you start drowning in all the preparations.

Lollipop ~~ To help you "lick" any problem.

Tootsie Roll ~~ To remind you to roll with the punches.

Burgers ~~ In case that turkey doesn't come out quite the way the directions says it should.

Tums ~~ To share with everyone who didn't know when to stop.

RubberBand ~~ To increase your waistband after dinner.

Hugs ~~ Just because you deserve them.

Tea Bag ~~ For you...**** the end of the day, to sit back, relax and remember to count your blessings.

Button ~~ To replace the one you will loose from eating too much.

Button ~~ To remind you it is better to button your lips with certain family members.

Paulette, TLCcreations...1999