 Christmas Carols for cats | 
12-03-2003, 01:25 AM
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The book is called Christmas Carols for Cats, and is by Julie and John Hope. I thought I'd just give you a taste of it...
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CATMAS
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(I've shortened it to just the basics to save room)
On the twelth day of Catmus there came a gift from me:
Twelve vet bills coming
Eleven kittens mewling
Ten toms a-wailing
Nine fleas a-leaping
Eight fish heads reaking
Seven trays a-brimming
Six strays a-spraying
Five fur-ry things
Four feathered birds
Three fur balls
Two headless mice
and
One tear in your precious settee!
COLLAR BELLS:
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(sung to Jingle Bells)
Collar bells, collar bells
Scares the birds away
Oh I hate this stupid thing
It's with me night and day
Refrain:
Stalking through the grass
Jingling sound of brass
Caught nothing for a week
Feeling like a freak
Collar pink, collar pink
O I really pray
I can wriggle out of this
The guys all think I'm gay
Refrain...
Collar smells, collar smells
Catching all the fleas
Everyone just treats me like
I have a bad disease.
Refrain....
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