Turner brown

Just had to share a clean Joke HAVE A GREAT WEEK~END TO ALL......
A man was in a hotel elevator, on the way up to his room one day, when the elevator makes a stop. A freakishly large man enters the elevator- the doors close. While the other man knows it's not polite, he is fascinated by the man's large physique and cannot help but stare.

Suddenly, the man just turns around, faces him, and out of the silence announces "I'm 6'7", 255 lbs, 20 inches of manhood in these pants, Turner Brown."

The other passenger just goes white, and faints on the spot.

Turner Brown, deeply concerned, kneels down over his fellow elevator passenger. "Are you okay?" he asks, while the other man is coming to.

The man opens his eyes, focuses on Turner Brown, alarmed, says, "Oh no- could you repeat what you just said to me?"

Turner repeats, "I'm 6'7", 255 lbs, there's 20 inches of manhood in these pants, and my name is Turner Brown. Because of my size, everyone eventually asks, so I just make it a habit to tell them automatically."

The other man said, "Oh, Thank God! I thought you said turn around!!!"

That is soooo cute, Carol I've got to share this one. for the laugh this morning.
Hugs, Paula

Originally Posted by MStitches

That is soooo cute, Carol I've got to share this one. for the laugh this morning.
Hugs, Paula

:rofl mbo:Yes I thought this was a cute one LOL Glad you liked it Glad I could give you gals a giggleHugs