Truck Driver's Survival Kit |
09-06-2007, 11:59 PM
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| Truck Driver's Survival Kit
Tootsie Roll - so you can "roll" down the highway
Tums - for all the truckstop food you love
Penny - so you'll never be broke
Cotton Ball - for when you sleep so you don't hear the highway noise
Bar of Soap - to clean off the road dust
Sponge - to soak up all the rain so you don't have to drive in it
Mounds - for the "mounds" of miles you drive
Phone card - so you're never out of touch
flashlight - so you're never in the dark
Hug & Kisses - when you just need a hug to make it thru the day
Button - to remind you that sometime's you need to "button your lip"
Starburst - to give you a burst of energy for those last miles before home
Paperclip - to hold it all together
Marbles - to replace the ones you lost on the road |