Some "new" survival kit ideas |
04-28-2006, 08:30 PM
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| Here's a few more survival kits for you....
Bus Driver Survival Kit
Tootsie Roll: so you can 'roll' down the highway
Sponge: to soak up the rain, so you don't have to drive in
Mounds: for the mounds of miles that you drive
Marbles: to replace the ones you've lost
Gem: to remind you that you are carrying precious cargo
Aspirin: take two every day
Cotton Ball: to cushion those rough roads
Rubberbands: for when your patience is stretched
Tums: for all the nervous stomachs
Mirror: to remind you how important you are
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Cheerleader Survival Kit
Happy Face: to remind you to smile, smile, smile
Throat Lozenge: to soothe your throat after yelling for the team
Rubberband: to remind you to stretch before jumping
Star: to remind you to always do your best
Puzzle Piece: without you the squad wouldn't be complete
Starburst: to give you a 'burst' of energy when you need it
Peanuts: to remind you that it's ok to be nutty sometimes
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Fireman's Survival Kit
Lifesaver: to remind you that that's what you are
Piece of string: for when you get to the end of your rope
Silk Rose: to help you always smell sweet
Hugs & Kisses: because you deserve them from all
Jewel: because you are as valuable as a precious stone
Tissues: to wipe the tears of joy and sadness
Mounds Bar: for the mounds of courage you need
Starburst: for that 'Burst' of energy that you need
Star: to remind you that you are a star in the eyes of children
A Smile: to replace the ones you give away
Mints: to help you cool down after a fire
Band-Aid: in case you need some TLC
Almond Joy: to replace the joy you give to others
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Getting Old Survival Kit
Alarm Whistle : for when you've fallen and you can't get up
Magnifying Glass: to help you when you read
Starburst Candy: for extra energy
Blue M&Ms or Skittles: Generic Viagra
Baby Food: to help you adjust to softer foods
Instant Hair Grow: to replace the hair you will loose
(I got a small spray bottle and made a label on my computer with 'Instant Hair Grow' Spray once every day)
While you were Napping Note Pad: so you don't miss any messages while you are napping
(I made these on the computer also, and then padded them)
Toothpicks: to help prop your eyes open so you don't fall asleep
Fireball Candy: to put the fire back into your life
Rubberband: to give you your flexibility back
Aspirin: for all the new little aches and pains
Hug and Kiss: because I really do love you
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Grandparent's Survival Kit
Hand Lotion: to remind you that babies need lots of soft touches
Safety Pin: to help remind you to be safe
Marbles: to replace the ones you will loose
Lifesavers: to remind you that grandparents can be lifesavers
Pen & paper: to write down your thoughts & memories to share when they are older
Small hand-mirror: to remind you that you play an important roll in the life of your grandchild
Wipes: for cleaning up those little messes
Candle: to remind you, you will be the light of that child's eye
Peppermint: to remind you that you are worth a mint
Brag Book: so you will always have your grandchild near
Sweet & Sour Candy: to remind you that every child can be both
Clock: to remind you that time passes to quickly...enjoy every minute
Mounds Bar: for the mounds of wisdom you will pass onto your grandchild
Hugs & Kisses: because you deserve them |