My Wife The Hooker

My Wife The Hooker



My wife, she is a hooker

Of this she's very proud

And the stories of her exploits

Are legends in our town



She's shameless with her talents

She'll go hooking anywhere

And if people want to watch her

Well! she really does'nt care



It seems to be a family thing

Her mother taught her how

Her grandma was also a hooker

And my daughter's hooking now



She goes to hookers meetings

To learn the new techniques

And when she's hooking in a frenzy

She won't talk to me for weeks



She does'nt do the housework

And she does'nt make our bed

She say's she has'nt time for that

She would rather hook instead



My wife she is a hooker

And i curse that awful day

When she picked up a hook and yarn

And crochets no matter what i say!