My Wife The Hooker |
09-04-2003, 02:41 PM
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| My Wife The Hooker
My wife, she is a hooker
Of this she's very proud
And the stories of her exploits
Are legends in our town
She's shameless with her talents
She'll go hooking anywhere
And if people want to watch her
Well! she really does'nt care
It seems to be a family thing
Her mother taught her how
Her grandma was also a hooker
And my daughter's hooking now
She goes to hookers meetings
To learn the new techniques
And when she's hooking in a frenzy
She won't talk to me for weeks
She does'nt do the housework
And she does'nt make our bed
She say's she has'nt time for that
She would rather hook instead
My wife she is a hooker
And i curse that awful day
When she picked up a hook and yarn
And crochets no matter what i say! |