Funny signs

Some Actual Signs

In the front window of a funeral parlour, "Drive carefully, we'll wait."

Outside a radiator repair shop, "Best place in town to take a leak."

In a nonsmoking area, "If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On a front door, "Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog."

On a butcher's window, "Let me meat your needs."

On a fence, "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."

Outside a exhaust shop, "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."

In a vet's waiting room, "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"