can cold water clean dishes

hello ya'll i thought about this and lets see how it works....i love to make people laugh so i want to start or try to post a new joke for our lil happy place on the .c c. board we have please respond to this if you would enjoy this






Can Cold Water Clean Dishes?


This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean. John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of West Virginia.
After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast. However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking, 'Are these plates clean?' His grandfather replied, 'They're as clean as cold water can get them.Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!'
For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, 'Are you sure these plates are clean?' Without looking up the old man said, 'I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as
clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!'
Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass.
John yelled and said, 'Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car'.
Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted .
'COLDWATER, GO LAY DOWN!!!!'

Now I know how Buddy can pay for his room and board.

Killer is now my official dishwasher! That is soooo funny!

omg....where do you find this stuff Tashy. I let the dogs clean my plate after I have eaten frozen pizza sometimes.

well i thought i made it to go in our fourms sorry can someone help...... but im glad you like the lil joke and randi i love finding stuff online....more to come