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For years I have anonymously hounded one of my friends about being an Auburn alum and a RABID Tiger football fan.

This past Christmas, I created "The 2009 Auburn Tiger Football Fan Survival Kit".

It included an Auburn styrofoam cooler with "SURVIVAL KIT" stenciled in two places, bought at Wal-Mart. Inside was a flattened Auburn Tiger junior football on top of a season consolation/gift description letter.

Beneath the letter was cover page with all the 2009 season's opponent mascots; which sat on top of a cardboard box with twelve different fifths of hard alcoholic beverages, in chronological game order.

Each whiskey, PGA or bourbon was purchased with special consideration of the oppoent. For example, when Auburn plays Georgia, the drink commemorating the game is Peach Schnapps; for homecoming, Peppermint Schnapps; for Tennessee, Jack Daniel's, etc.

Each bottle was draped with a paper label featuring the appropriate opponent's mascot and "It's [date given] and you're playing [opponent's mascot]. In case of imminent defeat, break seal and chug entire contents".

Regrettably, I had to rush the development and anonymous delivery because it was right at Christmas, so I didn't get pictures. But I was told it was an immense hit with all the Alabama fans in her family.

The gag cost about $60 -- it would've been more but the liquor store gave me a huge discount.

If you're Auburn Tiger isn't a huge drunk but moderately indulges, and she/he has a sense of humore, and you're not afraid to spend a little time and money, this is the ultimate Auburn Tiger Football Fan Survival Kit.